My name is Skylor. This is a fandom blog. I tag all my things with (Yours Truly Skylor).
..."I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." (Severus Snape)

 

I’m (better than) Batman

A while ago a friend of mine who is in love with batman was talking about all the shit poor Bruce went through with his Robins, the Joker, etc.

I thought about this for a while and I said, “Batman’s a pussy,”

She thought about this and apparently I’d told her some of my background and she says, “You know what, he kind of is. You’ve gone through way worse shit. You are like the real life batman just not as broody.”

Jump forward a few months…..

I was super sad and frustrated with myself the other day for having a “bad” day as far as anxiety. Then I remembered what my friend had said and I just kind of whispered to myself. “I’m batman.” and so even though it was still a bad day that cheered me up and I made it.

Because if Batman can still fight crime after his parents died leaving him a fortune I can find it in my self to interact with other humans today.

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

zer0tucker:

Going out for a meal with work colleagues. Dressing as though I’m ready to kill a man. ;3

zer0tucker:

Going out for a meal with work colleagues. Dressing as though I’m ready to kill a man. ;3

I woke up horrified by someone snoring in my room since I didn’t go to sleep with anyone in my room.

It was my dog.

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(Source: vinebox)